MEDIEVAL - NICHOLS & MCALLISTER

We are Medieval my friend
We'll be Medieval 'Till the end
My friend if we could just transcend
Things would be brighter
We would rise up and grab, my friend,
Our life, so dreary, drab, all men
Our eyes so bleary, stab 'till then
Into the darkness

No awareness yet of germs (We know it sucks)
Only leeches, lice and worms I know of (Oo-eyou)
And the kids won't go to school (Why should they go?)
All the Golden Rules they need in cesspools

There's sewage in our streets
But the wheel of fortune's turnin', turnin'
Not a fridge to store the meats
And the funeral pyres burnin' burnin'

No awareness yet of germs (We know it sucks)
Only leeches, lice and worms I know of (Oo-eyou)
And the kids won't go to school (Why should they go?)
All the Golden Rules they need in cesspools

Baal & Bemilach, NO!
They will not let us go
These Demons of our time
Sceptors of the mind
We wash ourselves with grime & dirt

Don't got no cell phones, microwaves, aftershaves, party raves, pics and faves, smoking kills! Jesus Saves

We got the sheep shank
Grog, mead, let him bleed
Hobbits, dragons, round tables, minstrels & the Holy Grail!

CHORUS REPEATS

There are singers who sing of knights with bad breath
About watching two black bears fight to the death
So many pretty girls named Helgewand or Brattislaw
Pigs in a poke, dogs, wild, runnin' round with lockjaw

Oh the stories at night, when the village turned as dark as sin
And the jokes in our throats made us grin and laugh again

(JOKE)
(Little opera solo thing with cough)

CHORUS: Don't think we are not as funny as you
Dark age people have a sense of humor too

So I've taken the worst. Ooh, The absolute wurst
And I've feathered it up with duckfluff, sausages and liverwurst

I've walked on the green with a lady in white
And I've sent arrows of love shooting off
Off through the night!

Hope is a stone I wear, wear on my heart

I'm battered and badgered
Tangled and torn
And awfully glad, that I wasn't stillborn
A flat earth is fine, when a round one's a crime

And hope is a stone I wear in my heart all of my life
What is the world but a place to live and to live and to live!?