4. Worst High School Play in the World- NICHOLS & MCALLISTER

It's the worst high school play in the world
It's got knights and dragons and stuff like that and squirrels
We've got to do a lot of monologues
And people who can't dance are dancing around in clogs and everybody sings. Everybody sings:

It's the worst high school play in the world (2x)

It's like we're having to understand a different time
But we're learning incredibly stupid lines. They're like, "by the rood, by the blingo by gollywoggle and gumtree bingo

That's what it's like! That's what it's like!

It's the worst high school play in the world (2x)

Let's bring it down

It's the worst high school musical in the world
the composer's away on tour

Though he's got a good reputation we've got some trepidation

Mr. McAllister, please! Don't make us go through Act 3.

Sincerely, THE WHOLE CAST

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