6. Backstory Burana- NICHOLS & MCALLISTER (apologies to Orff)

Check it. 'Twas the year of 1243
And all was not capiche in Greater Saxony
Darkness and melancholy hung in the air like
Witches on a pike at the Spring Mayfair

(fo' sho', fo' sho')

Just shake your butt (2x)
Just shake your booty to it

King Isadore, he was a visitor off on another shore.
Where all the wars are run, far away, lookin' for porcelain

Meanwhile, in his place he left his evil brother
Check this. And bro', he was a bad mother--
Prince Rumpladore, he's b-b-b-b-bad
He make the kingdom mucho burrito triste sad

He was a bad uncle chunka-munka
To the king's little knuckle sucka'
Such an ass, he put fear in the hearts of the populace
Whenever they saw him they crossed themselves like so

Tha' shiz the way it is, yo.