10 Laughter is a Knife ©2007 Nichols & McAllister

Laughter is cruel, it's maggots in your gruel
Watching an old man drool,
That's funny, headless bunny
Decomposing Mummy, baby in the tummy

Laugh at the guy who slips on the ice
Banana peel, that's nice
Old woman, having sex with old man
Pious shaman, falling in the trashcan

Laughter is a knife in your heart
Laughter is a knife in your heart

What can you do but smile and grin
When you are surrounded by all this sin
Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky
Do it all againsky, what can you do but grin?

See there's a science to it.
It's not as funny when a seal slips on the ice
As when say a--the pope?--
The pope slips on the ice, now that's funny!

Banana in a blender?That's not as funny
See, what's funny about that?
Hampster in a blender, now that's funny

Chortle, chortle, weedle, weedle
Bust a gut when someone's nut gets poked by a needle, needle,
It's something funny? It's usually not sunny
Laughter is a knife... Laughter is a knife in our heart!

You want to see something funny?
This is a piece of pizza break dancing with a ling cod...