21 Ugly Squirrel Blues ©2007 Nichols & McAllister

Well I woke up this morning in my cozy little nest (Tell us about it squirrely)
I took a left at the tree, saw a puddle, and looked at myself
(What'd you see?)
The sun was a shaft of shine (Ooh!)
As I studied me and mine
Well I couldn't see my pappa, couldn't see my mamma
And I knew that something was wrong
I was ugly! Ooh, I was so ugly.

If ugly was a sport, I'd be an all star player
If I went off to Ugly Town (don't go), they'd make me the mayor (Hip, Hooray)
If you believe in God (Hallalujah)
Say a prayer
'Cause my nose doesn't twitch, my ears are too big
You'd be too kind if you called me a pig cause I'm ugly
I'm so bad (etc..)